the only thing I gained from 2012 was weight.
we're lazy here on tumblr.
- press J: scroll down a post
- press K: scroll up a post
- press L: like a post
- press ALT+REBLOG: reblog fast
- press CTRL and the REBLOG button: open the post you want to reblog, in a new tab
- press TAB: scroll to the top of your dashboard,
- OMFG MY TUMBLING IS FOREVER CHANGED
Oh hey…
Maybe I should be a stripper. That’s how you get famous, right?











